In an effort that this topic can still go somewhere, here you go.

Nation Name: New Palestra
Motto: If you can't pay for your horse, don't buy it.
National Anthem:
Still Alive on a Music BoxGovernment Type: Soviet democracy
Legislature: Bicameral
Economy Type: Traditional
Ancestral Roots: 42% British, 37% Finnish, 18% Russian, and 3% American
Demonym: Generally Palestran, but New Palestran as well.
Population: 34,000.
Language(s): English, Welsh, Irish, Finnish, Russian, and Canadian.
Capital: Pyko
Major Cities: Pyko, Buren, Olbay, and Rite.
Map:

Alliances: None.
Trade Partners: None.
Organization(s): None.
DEFCON Level: 5
Military Specs:
These sorts of weapons.