Your warrior name.

[Cybertails1998]

Potential target for stupid people

I once worshipped the God of Tangerines and liked it

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

Cybertangerines2012

Potential target for stupid people

are you implying that I'm such a low-priority target that they'll assign the stupid people to killing me?!
why, I oughta!

I fapped more than twice in one day!

[Alyx Vance]

Fapmamn




I once climbed a stuff ton of rocks really fast

[Night Fox]

Rockman

I had love with one million male virgins!

[TheLegomaster]

Shore Leave

I once headshot a guy with a bowl of cereal.

[A million souls]

Your Cereal Killer.

I once punch a guy through his face in another dimension!

[LegendZ]

Portal.

I once went through hell and back. Twice.

[CJwarrior]

Strelok


I have faced many zombies, bandits, and my clones... Only with a butter knife.

[Flamecannon]

the butterspy!

i once stubbed my toe watering my spice garden and i only cried for 20 minutes!

[allyorbase]

A man

I once took over the entire free world, while only wearing boxers.

[LegendZ]

Ally in Base!



Once upon a time...

[SlayerZ99]

Ally in Base!



Once upon a time...

The Legend


I chased down a cheetah

[Jairo]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

[allyorbase]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

I destabilized the entire Iranian nuclear program with a wire and a stick of bubblegum.

[SlayerZ99]

MacGyver


I once disarmed an underwear bomb

with my richard