Corrupt controller of aperture laboratories.
I gotta change my name :/oh wait, forget
owner of hick industries
Realistically, odd jobs and part-time jobs. I don't see your area being fruitful in the employment tree, no offense against you.
Prophet of a religion, probably Scientology.Wheatly will be the owner of a dry cleaning service, operated by Sky-net.
Wynd Fox fanboy.
Potato salesmen, in Mexico France Narnia Frontrox's backyard basement.