Corny Pick-Up Lines

[blazerblock2]

I'd like to go to Djibouti.

[Ad Bot]

[Camera]

Ugh, remind me never to take Camera drinking on Fridays again.

I almost never go to bars @_@

[Man 2]

You must be Dragonborn, because I'd like to FUS RO your DAH

If you know what I mean

[BubbaGum]

You must be Dragonborn, because I'd like to FUS RO your DAH

If you know what I mean

No I dont

I'd like to go to Djibouti.

But I actually want to go there

[otto-san]

if u wer gums (in moth) id blo w/ u al day

[BubbaGum]

if u wer gums (in moth) id blo w/ u al day

Im gum!!

[WALK2222]

Excuse me, relative of the female species. will you be as so gracious to interact with me???

Damn thats good

[Man 2]

Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

But--wait what the forget

Put the plunger down

Seriously

[TurnipBlog]

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.

My personal favorite: Hey ladies, I'm single.

[WyWy5000]

forget me if I'm wrong but is your name Gertrude?

[Harm94]

Baby they call me the milk man because I deliver.

[Alyx Vance]

forget me if I'm wrong but is your name Gertrude?

Then it turns out that is their name and you get no secks.



"Shirt off, pants down NAO!"

[WALK2222]

forget me if I'm wrong but is your name Gertrude?

Plot twist.  Their name is Gertrude

[WyWy5000]

Plot twist.  Their name is Gertrude

I'd still rape them.

[hodototman]

I'd still rape them.

if their name was gertrude I'd be disgusted

no offense gertrude