I cant tell you X because it might Y

[Nobot]

Based off that picture

Mine: "I can't tell you how to shoot a gun because it might encourage you to start a massacre."

go go go

[Ad Bot]

[Mute]

I cant tell you about life because it might cause you to kill yourself

[Kazami]

I can't tell you how to have love with a monkey using a banana because it may create a new species called a "Banaokie".

[Boink!]

I can't teach you about Bill Cosby because it might zibbidy doo bop

[Mega-Bear]

I can't tell you about food because you might become an fat.

[LOL :D]

I can't tell you about cliffs because it might make you want to jump off one.

[HellsSpot]

I can't tell you why you shouldn't have love underage because your gonna do it anyways.

[.:FancyPants:.]

i cant tell you about the blockland forums because it's horrifying

[dorkdotdan]

I can't tell you about cocaine because you might eric clapton

[Electrk]

I can't tell you about George Carlin because you might

[._maxwell23461_.]

can I X your Y then Z your F all night baby?

[Jetlok]

i cant tell you about threads because you might go and create a stupid one

[Alyx Vance]

I can't tell you about the drama section because you might post in it.

[Fredulus]

whole thread is >.<

[Sunny]

I can't tell you about spoons because they'll make you fat