If we could replace our homecoming game with our varsity girl's soccer team, it would be sensational.
Considering... y'know...
every year they've gone to state championships, and roughly every other year national championships.
our varsity football team... oh god, they're always in the news. You know what the headers say?
NEW RECORD FOR MOST CONSECUTIVE LOSSES FOR (school name) VARSITY FOOTBALL, NOW AT 44!
People at our school gamble money with people that our school will lose. This is how they pay for their weed.