[124x70] Menen the First - Go read Time Force and support my sister

[masterockets]

Virgil should defend mr. horsey
geo should go offensive

[Ad Bot]

[Bacon Pancakes]

hide behind the tree then jump out quickly, throw the sword at travelling salesman, maybe it will kill him! then punch the toll booth man! he only has 9 hp! until he dies!

[HellHound]

Apologize and say that your desire to hurt them got the best of you. Pay the toll.

[PowerDag]

well, now that we've engaged combat, we can't just say sorry and be on our way, now, can we? may as well finish the job, or flee in the direction of your destination

[Swholli]

Virgil should defend mr. horsey
geo should go offensive

Virgil lowers his sword and takes a defensive stance for Mr. Horsey. He forfeits his turn!

Toll Booth Guy's HP: 4/20
Traveling Salesman's HP: 14/20

Virgil takes the hits for Mr. Horsey!


Virgil's HP: 26/45
Geoffrey's HP: 9/20
Mr. Horsey's HP: 5/10

[Menen]

Use BITE

[HellHound]

Pick up the broken toll gate and club them to death with it.

[LegendZ]

That salesman looks familiar.
Somewhat.

I think he's notorious for jumping off cliffs.

SHAVE HALF OF HIS FACE OFF!
CONTINUITY MUST BE PRESERVED!

[Legodude77]

Kill the tollbooth guy first, then attack the other guy.

[Redconer]

Use Leer

[Alteration]

Pick up the broken toll gate and club them to death with it.

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2spooky

>Virgil: dismount and attack tollbooth man
>Geoffrey: maul cart salesman

[Swholli]

Pick up the broken toll gate and club them to death with it.

Object strength bonus, +3 to all attacks. Will break after three attacks; use wisely.

Toll Booth Guy - DEAD
Traveling Salesman's HP: 6/20

>Virgil: dismount and attack tollbooth man

Traveling Salesman - DEAD

[Alteration]

Take hats
Craft with current hats

Then move on to wherever we were going I forget

[Legodude77]

Take their hats, craft them into one and see what we get. If it's something stupid craft with our other hat.

[masterockets]

Steal their pants
become the best pant marauders in the world