Author Topic: Slenderman creepypasta  (Read 1776 times)

Pewdiepie choked and raped the whole slenderman mythos to death, it's a shame that his handicapped fans have come to get sloppy seconds.
I dont even know what pewdiepie is

Spaces after commas, as in,"You're bad at writing, Danielmoya."
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 07:31:42 AM by LOL :D »

Send me more things i wrote wrong, please

the whole OP is just grammatically wrong


Dear stuff,

I want a pony for Christmas.



The first sentence is like saying "While he was driving, he can't drive".

I would really like to rewrite this but the plot is so filled with holes and redundant that it'd be impossible to do it without looking like a handicap with an English degree.

wow jesus christ how original



I'm going to tell you why this creepypasta is scary?
The grammar is horrifying
hahahah

(pun intented)
Icwutudidthar

I... Feel like I'm being trolled. I seriously feel like danielmoya is a giant troll. Or maybe he actually is that stupid.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 01:27:54 PM by Kimon »

The Slenderman Mythos v3

This is a collection of all the original Slenderman mythos and things. Take some notes from these.

One day there was a girl sleeping in her home, she couldn't sleep so she went downstairs
to drink some coffee, she had some strange sensation that someone was out there, to put that sensation out, she looked through a small hole in the door, and she saw some boy with long hands, a work suit, with a tie and with no face.

Suddenly she went running and crashed into the table, the coffee fell , she fell with said coffee and she burned her legs, she got up and proceeded to go to her room. She immediately locked the door.

Later that night, she slept.

Day 2:she went to visit her sister who was in the hospital, wounded badly in a car crash.
She asked the medics if she could go see her and they told her she was in third floor, 11th room. What she saw was NOT her sister's shadow, but instead, she saw a shadow of a man with long legs and hands, she entered, her sister was there.

After that event she went out the hospital when suddenly, it turned dark. she went home, and that man was there again.

Later that night, the hospital called, they said her to that her sister died by some gay noob who likes to suck big rooster.

When she went as far away from the phone as possible to go cry in her room because she is a loving pusillanimous individual who likes to stuff on people, it was too late, that creature was inside her house, and he killed raped her because she was 12.

Wait, I don't see him! I better click the shut down button!
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