Author Topic: A day in the life of Blockhead50000v2  (Read 4276 times)

5:05:27 - Blockhead is scared so hard that he punches his computer monitor and jumps out of his window and breaks his legs and has to have them amputated and stays in the hospital for twelve days.

5:05:27 - Blockhead is scared so hard that he punches his computer monitor and jumps out of his window and breaks his legs and has to have them amputated and stays in the hospital for twelve days.
Blockheads have no legs. They have feet only...

11:00 PM

Blockhead is discharged from the hospital. When he gets out, he see's someone has spawned hordes of zombies

11:10 Pm

Blockhead finds a amputator saw and a empty syringe and goes outside to attack the zombies

11:11 blockhead makes a wish that he will kill all the zombies
11:11:01 blockhead is raped by a zombie from behind

11:11:27 - Blockhead is scared so hard that he punches his computer monitor and jumps out of his window and breaks his feet and has to have them amputated and stays in the hospital for twelve days.

fixed

12:15 - Blockhead is visited by a creeper.

12:17 - Blockhead notices the creeper has killed itself because it is too stupid.

twelve days later

12:34 - Blockhead boots up his computer.

13:37 Blockhead get's killed
Respawn in 5..
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*pewm*
Blockhead was spawnkilled

13:38 Blockhead rages and get's banned

1:40 - Blockhead joins a prison rape simulator.

1:43 - Blockhead gets raped by a random person.

3:16 Blockhead gos to the hospital to get tested.
6:45 Blockhead is diagnosed with AIDS

6:45.5 - Blockhead's testicles explode into blood and gore and some bone that shouldn't have been in his testicles when he hears the news.

7:23 - Surgery is started on Blockhead's testicles.


1:42 - Blockhead has his testicles fixed.

1:43 - Blockhead finally changes his name from Blockhead50000 to Roughspot.

1:58 - Finally, Badsput bans Roughspot from his server.

1:59 - Roughspot whines to his dad about being banned and asks him why.