Author Topic: How will the above user die?  (Read 16049 times)

by me cause I'm going to find out what his real name is

by me cause I'm going to find out what his real name is
Some way adorable, or a horribly violent gory way.

Black guys with lazer eyes!

Rhymes woo.


some random unknown pathogen

A flying haybail smashes you.

High energy nuetronic beam accident will cause your body to flip inside out, organs disintegrating in the process

By eating raw ass beef

too soon?




As an EMP charge connects with a substation transformer right above you, an extremely violent field is produced that rips the iron out of your blood, mulching you and your organs to shreds in the process.

a transformer will step on you accidentally

You are hunted by raccoons for your precious pelt.