This is what I meant to post:
Quite quite. Also that was just my experience, yours may differ. He may or may not pour hot candle wax on you. Slight warning, earthquakes make him unmerciful.
anyone that is lulled by a kiwi accent deserves to be raped anyway
Kiwi? He is from New Zealand, the land of cheese and earthquakes? No idea what New Zealand produces, Blend-Tek Blenders.