snake/Ball injuries

[BanishedLetters]

Your richard has rabies!

does this mean i have to get a rabies shot

oh god

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[Jairo]

does this mean i have to get a rabies shot

oh god

stick the needle through your urethra

oh god my snake hurts now

[dotdotcircle]

Anyone remember that creep guy who bruised his balls on a fence and posted a picture of it?

I miss VH :(


Anyway, I always take a double stream completely missing the toilet on both sides as a bad omen.

[Frontrox]

does this mean i have to get a rabies shot

oh god

I was going to make a richard sucking joke, but not anymore.

[Shazoo]

one time I got slapped in the face with a snake

it really hurt :c

[Jairo]

I was going to make a richard sucking joke, but not anymore.

[Scorch]

I miss VH :(


Anyway, I always take a double stream completely missing the toilet on both sides as a bad omen.

How does one split a stream?

[Unwritten Calender]

one time I got slapped in the face with a snake

it really hurt :c

SORRY

[Racerboy]

I was climbing over the boards while playing roller hockey to take a shift, and I wasn't wearing a cup and something hooked my pants and it was really awkward because somehow all of my weight was then  supported by my balls...immediately went back over the boards to sit down lol.

[Marcem]

I miss VH :(


Anyway, I always take a double stream completely missing the toilet on both sides as a bad omen.

Nah, it wasn't VH.

[Dezcaban]

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[hodototman]

One time i was jacking it

and it started burning horribly

so i got some burn solution

and put it on my snake

it was all dry and painful for the next 2 weeks until i put some moisturizing stuff on it

then i was ok

[Camera]

Fapping too many times a day makes your snake sore.

[dotdotcircle]

Nah, it wasn't VH.

I swear it was, but ok :(. Whatever the case lulzpurpleballsack

[Makingblah]

I suppose I remember sometime during the first few weeks when I first discovered fapping, I pissed out a load of red stuff and it basically looked like there was a red line of blood coming from my richard. But that's it, nothing that bad since. Hopefully never either.