I wish and don't wish that I like carbonated beverages.
On the "wish" point: Everybody else on this thread as of this edit drinks it.
On the "don't wish" point: I don't think your body was made to filter out CO2 via the renal/mouth route. Also, these drinks are sugar-spiked and could lead to diabetes, unlike apple and cran-apple juice which are (hopefully just) filled with natural sugars.
Also, I wonder if TheBlackParrot's diabetes was developed by fats/sugars or congenital...