Okay so apparently my computer doesn't want me to right-click things

[xxxxkill]

Because when I right click on certain things (.exe, .zip, everything but images and shortcuts) that happens. Also maybe relevant, when I poke around in My Computer and right-click



(Where the "open" button should be)
That happens. Everything else seems to be in order (I don't know I can't read Chinese) but the fact that I can't right-click most things is really distressing me.

So can anybody help me out or is this gonna be like a "download MalwareBytes and run a scan" thing

[Ad Bot]

[Qwepir]

download avast and run a scan

[Wheatley]

avast's boot-time scans are also good
but time consuming

but yeah it sounds like a virus to me

[xxxxkill]

download avast and run a scan

On it.

avast's boot-time scans are also good
but time consuming

Time consuming pfft it's not like I'm gonna use that time anyhow.

[SeventhSandwich]

Scan with malwarebytes too just to be safe.

Not at the same time though, obviously.

[Buu]

Nop

[Wheatley]

>Sees title

If you know what I mean

I don't get it

[Buu]

I don't get it

Gah, its not worth explaining, ignore it

[Darkness ZXW]

Clearly you've angered the computer Gods and they've punished you by crippling your right-clicking ability. By any chance, have you desecrated something shiny or stolen any idols recently?

[dkamm65]

I'm fairly certain registry keys dictate what appears on right click menus, so it must be something with your registry.

[GenaralSkar]

Clearly you've angered the computer Gods and they've punished you by crippling your right-clicking ability. By any chance, have you desecrated something shiny or stolen any idols recently?

Bethankfulltheydidn'tdisableyourspacebar:c

[Buu]

Bethankfulltheydidn'tdisableyourspacebar:c

be thankful they didn't give you computer aids

[Wheatley]

Bethankfulltheydidn'tdisableyourspacebar:c

be thankful they didn't disable your power button