If you were a game character

[Isjix]

gordon freeman or nomad from crysis

[Ad Bot]

[Plastiware]

Donkey Kong.  Anyone try to give you stuff?  You punch their face in, then go home and bang Candy Kong.

[Dezcaban]

An ultramarine

4 teh emperoarh!

grey nits pwN ULTRamerNS

[Pengie]

Pfft, OP is not awesome enough to be Garrus Vakarian.

I would be... ah crap I dunno, someone name a socially awkward, lazy ass who doesn't take anything seriously.

[Plastiware]

Pfft, OP is not awesome enough to be Garrus Vakarian.

I would be... ah crap I dunno, someone name a socially awkward, lazy ass who doesn't take anything seriously.

I don't think this is about who you would theoretically be, but who you would want to be.

[Pengie]

I SEE.

I AM KIRBY

EAT EVERYTHING

STAY ADORABLE.

[aludane]

Krasus aka Korialistrasus (Pretty sure I spelt that wrong).

[Cool Boi]

I SEE.

I AM KIRBY

EAT EVERYTHING

STAY ADORABLE.

Just realized.
Kirby and the moon from MM.
Both are round.
Both try to consume everything.

[lilpappaknox]

My Zombie Spy in TF2. Or the Soldier, with a MP3 of "Rocket Waltz"

[mr. pedophile]

Corvo from Dishonored because have you played that game he is the baddest loving badass ever

[lilpappaknox]

Corvo from Dishonored because have you played that game he is the baddest loving badass ever

Yknow who else is a Badass? Riddik from "Chronicles of Riddik"

[rlcbm]

master cheif

[Elecro]

Gohan so people could piss me off and I kill their asses.

[Jubel]

[Cancel]

Kerrigan, hot alien boobies