Relationship Advice Megathread

[Jeep]

Did you seriously post a topic where people can ask the blockland forum for relationship advice?

loving hilarious. Carry on.

No. This is a figment of your imagination. Are you really asking me that?

[Ad Bot]

[Lusk]

What level do you unlock a "girlfriend"?

[Trinick]

No. This is a figment of your imagination. Are you really asking me that?

It was a rhetorical question that implied the ridiculousness of the topic at hand.

In case you weren't aware, this is a forum for people who play with internet legos. People who play with internet legos tend to not be adept at having girlfriends. One person, who's name I'll leave out, asked me to compare it to Pokemon. Seriously.

[grunterdb1951]

What level do you unlock a "girlfriend"?

Oddly enough its not the Level you're on rather the number of Achievements and currency you have. The more money and achievements you have the more likely you'll find one of these wild beasts prowling the lands. Bitchs love money and achievements.

[YourBuddyBill]

It was a rhetorical question that implied the ridiculousness of the topic at hand.

In case you weren't aware, this is a forum for people who play with internet legos. People who play with internet legos tend to not be adept at having girlfriends. One person, who's name I'll leave out, asked me to compare it to Pokemon. Seriously.

Uncalled for.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

It was a rhetorical question that implied the ridiculousness of the topic at hand.
In case you weren't aware, this is a forum for people who play with internet legos. People who play with internet legos tend to not be adept at having girlfriends. One person, who's name I'll leave out, asked me to compare it to Pokemon. Seriously.

you seem to be generalizing everyone as socially inept
which is totally false

[Trinick]

No, I'm not saying everyone is. Hence the use of 'tend'. I'm being satirical.

[grunterdb1951]

It was a rhetorical question that implied the ridiculousness of the topic at hand.

In case you weren't aware, this is a forum for people who play with internet legos. People who play with internet legos tend to not be adept at having girlfriends. One person, who's name I'll leave out, asked me to compare it to Pokemon. Seriously.

Hmmm, with my psychological abilities it appears you are using your life story to compare ours... But that can't be right no... Theres only one way to find out:

Do you like to watch guys loving cats?

[Trinick]

Do you like to watch guys loving cats?

Yes, we've already decided that I'm a biloveual beastiality lover.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

No, I'm not saying everyone is. Hence the use of 'tend'. I'm being satirical.

satire is usually funny

[Alyx Vance]

I agree with Trinick on this one. Most people here probably don't have much relationship experience (Online doesn't count and neither does that time you sucked your friends richard)

I can't think of many people on here with inrl relationships at all.

[Trinick]

satire is usually funny

It's only funny to bystanders. You're getting cut with the knife, so it's not funny to you.

[Jeep]

It was a rhetorical question that implied the ridiculousness of the topic at hand.

In case you weren't aware, this is a forum for people who play with internet legos. People who play with internet legos tend to not be adept at having girlfriends. One person, who's name I'll leave out, asked me to compare it to Pokemon. Seriously.

Really? Thanks.

So, the people who play Blockland tend not to be smart enough to have girlfriends? What about the people who are, and need advice?

[RagnaTheBroedge]

I agree with Trinick on this one. Most people here probably don't have much relationship experience (Online doesn't count and neither does that time you sucked your friends richard)
I can't think of many people on here with inrl relationships at all.

that's probably because they either don't see any need to talk about it or you simply don't notice because, well, why would you
it's idiotic to assume that no one here is capable of having friends

[Mega-Bear]

No, I'm not saying everyone is. Hence the use of 'tend'. I'm being satirical.

If that's the case then you either suck at it or have the wrong definition of satire.