How can I make my nose from not burning

[Headcrab Zombie]

why did you put making soda there in the first place?

Kids snorting random powders to try and look cool
When I was in middle school crushed smarties was the big thing to snort

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[Mr Man]

One guy I go to school with claims to have a friend who snorted Red Robin seasoning and had to go to the hospital.

[sir dooble]

Kids snorting random powders to try and look cool
When I was in middle school crushed smarties was the big thing to snort

I'm assuming you mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_%28wafer_candy%29 and not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties, right?

Either way, both would feel disgusting and hurt, surely?
Wouldn't the wafer-y Smarties fizz/dissolve in there? It'd be like snorting sherbet.
Surprised people didn't get nosebleeds.

I'm actually surprised Freek didn't have a major nose-bleed too, actually.

[Headcrab Zombie]

I'm assuming you mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_%28wafer_candy%29 and not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties, right?

Either way, both would feel disgusting and hurt, surely?
Wouldn't the wafer-y Smarties fizz/dissolve in there? It'd be like snorting sherbet.
Surprised people didn't get nosebleeds.

I'm actually surprised Freek didn't have a major nose-bleed too, actually.

Yeah, the first one.
I don't get the appeal of any of it.
Even putting something that is supposed to go in the nose (such as nasal sprays) is uncomfortable to me