lol.
I haven't gotten a virus in years and it's not because of websites I visit. I was going to say I don't have Java installed, but I do, so that's not it.
What I'm getting from your responses is that you're very upset you've fallen to extremely obvious tricks and your own gullibility is causing you distress. Don't take it out on me.
Nobody even answered my original question and went straight to calling me an idiot. To reiterate, "What sort of websites are you visiting to get viruses?" (or more broadly, "what are you doing in general?").
I understand how viruses spread, which is why I'm not getting any. Either I'm the luckiest person to use a computer, or I simply know what I'm doing and you don't, which is why you need to be babysat by software aiming to idiot proof the Internet. The laws of probability would hint at the latter.
(P.S. If Java is really such a security liability that you have to constantly clean up after it, just bite the bullet and uninstall Minecraft. There's not much else to say about that. If you're exposing yourself to a constant security threat to play a game, you're an idiot.)