Author Topic: [SNAFU] [1/00 re-intro] - Now with 90% more space!  (Read 9216 times)


>DON'T DO DWARF FORTRESS ASCII MAPS TOO HARD TO COMPREHEND ;_;

>ASK VICTIM FOR MORE SPECIFICS ON WHEREABOUTS

>DON'T DO DWARF FORTRESS ASCII MAPS TOO HARD TO COMPREHEND ;_;

>ASK VICTIM FOR MORE SPECIFICS ON WHEREABOUTS
: Hey, I can't make out where you are.
: Oh, right. Forgot about that for a bit. Let me do this --



An updated GPS map comes up, with the blast door next to you marked a more saturated color.

>Drill through walls to get past doors.

>Drill through walls to get past doors.
What walls? The insides of the room near the door may be rigged or something. You're not sure.

Is this supposed to be based off of corneroids?

>KNOCK POLITELY THEN ASK YOUR FRIEND IF HE HEARD IT

>IF NOT GO TO DOOR ON THE OTHER END OF THE HALLWAY AND TRY AGAIN

>SUSPEND PLANNED ACTION IF SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENS.

>KNOCK POLITELY THEN ASK YOUR FRIEND IF HE HEARD IT

>IF NOT GO TO DOOR ON THE OTHER END OF THE HALLWAY AND TRY AGAIN

>SUSPEND PLANNED ACTION IF SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENS.
You politely punch the blast door, incurring several alien "ghsdhgkjhg" noises.

: Your knock apparently startled them. See if you can drill around the room via the side room's wall.

Guess he heard it. Or they woke up right at that moment. Oh well.





You drill around the room. There is a loving Thing with eyes, and some purple stuff concentrated in apparent dots.

Is this supposed to be based off of corneroids?
it's actually part Corneroids part Cobalt faux Space Marauders part TAMS.

Kick the stuff out of it. It may be holding vital information from you, and you require anything to help you along the way.

Also, while you're at it, try tasting it. In your lifetime, you've come to realize that the color purple means cotton candy.

The things eat organic material, right? Grab one of the orbs, show it to a thing and throw it at another. While they fight, help your friend and get the forget out of there.

>Attempt to hack mainframe

>SHOOT TO WOUND
>MAP ROOM


IFF:
>Have >= 1 flashlight
IFF(True):
>Flash blind Subject "loving Thing" //= IFFCONDITION: "FLASHBLINDED"
IFFCONDITION: "FLASHBLINDED" = True:
>Carefully break teeth of Subject "loving Thing"

Kick the stuff out of it. It may be holding vital information from you, and you require anything to help you along the way.

Also, while you're at it, try tasting it. In your lifetime, you've come to realize that the color purple means cotton candy. no
It's floating too high for your legs to reach but you punch it instead.



:
Ngjunl ernl bhlnl bvatqnl?!

Oh. Right. They speak eldritch apparently. Do you even have a translator for eldritch?


nav note: you're not in the room, you went around it because of the blast door.