Guess what guys, I'm free. -locked

[Unwritten Calender]

I dislike you a little bit more every time you make a thread like this reminding us of the fact that you're apparently a proud member of the lower class bottom feeders of American society.

I already basically hate Alyx

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[AdinX]

I'd also recommend locking the thread.

LOCK THREAD

ABORT THE MISSION

I REPEAT, ABORT THE MISSION, ALL CALL SIGNS STAND DOWN


On another note, it's almost humorous how quickly people are jumping on top of this.
You really have a big fan base Alyx.

[MrMcCakey]

hey guys alyx posted a topic let's be a gigantic starfish to him

attention whoring redneck friend hahahahah

[VincentTheGuy]

brother, you never free, get back out there and dig 60 more trenches by tomorrow.

[Acerblock]

hey guys alyx posted a topic let's be a gigantic starfish to him

attention whoring redneck friend hahahahah

ONLY IN KENTUCKY

[Trinick]

Wait can someone clarify why he's was even in a courtroom in the first place?
It seems like he's always breaking the law and getting off scott-free, which by the way, doesn't happen.

Usually minors only receive fines.

[AdinX]

brother, you never free, get back out there and dig 60 more trenches by tomorrow.

The system owns you

[mlockha]

omg we're so happy for u

oh my god
HHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[Alyx Vance]

brother, you never free, get back out there and dig 60 more trenches by tomorrow.

Niqqa I don't think so

how about you sell your computer for the money

Its worth no more than $5, I might be-able to get $15.

[¥ola]

hey guys alyx posted a topic let's be a gigantic starfish to him

attention whoring redneck friend hahahahah

Don't worry, he'll just sway all his problems with another liter of kentucky gentleman

Usually minors only receive fines.

Not true, all though minors do usually receive lesser punishments, if you've done something worthy of being put in a courthouse then you're typically going to get hit pretty hard.

I had a single count of Domestic Violence and Unruly bullstuff, got ~75 days of house arrest and 6 months of probation.

[Wynd_Fox]

The other was there for "terroristic threatening" for saying the following: "You will suffer for trying to help a man for who doesn't want to be helped"

That shouldn't really be a crime, but your friend is a total jerk.

[Vulgus]

>Alyx Vance
>Free man
>Freeman

[TeslaCoil]

Monopoly don't pass go anyone?

[AdinX]

Don't worry, he'll just pretend to sway all his problems with another liter of kentucky gentleman then post about it on the forums so we can all know of his troubles and assist him while he claims it's our fault

Oh boo.

fixed.
no insults intended towards Yola  for once

[VincentTheGuy]

Niqqa I don't think so
Its worth no more than $5, I might be-able to get $15.

brother you best be goin back to work, dun make me get mah whip.