COOL AWESOME FUN ADVENTURE - C-Could there be... a st-story?

[Ragequit]

COMBINE WITH THE SURROUNDING GALAXY TO FORM THE CHUCK NORRIS GALAXY

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[Christopher P.]

YOU ARE ALREADY SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE DUMMY!
THAT IS WHY THESE STARS ARE ORBITING YOU

YOU SEND DIMENTIONAL UNITED MONSTER (DUM) ATTACK FLEET TO OTHER GALAXY
YOU WIN

You combine with that galaxy to form the Chuck Norris Galaxy.

Chuck Norris is so strong he can force this part of this post to not look dumb.

YOU ARE NOW Chuck Norris GALAXY

[Comatose]

forget THAT stuff. CONVERT TO JET LI GALAXY.

OR BRUCE WILLIS GALAXY. THEN EAT A TOMATO.

[Christopher P.]

Chuck Norris does not accept rename.

You are now dead.


YOU EAT A TOMATO


YUM

[Ragequit]

DEVOLVE TO BUTTOCKS MCGEE

[Christopher P.]

THE ENTIRE GALAXY TURNS INTO BUTTOCKS MCGEE

YOU ARE NOW BUTTOCKS MCGEE


YOU ARE FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE WHERE MILKY WAY'S CENTER WAS

[Ragequit]

grow a snake

[Christopher P.]

YOU ALREADY HAVE A snake BUT I CANT SHOW IT BECAUSE I WOULD BE BANNED AND ITS TOO SMALL TO APPEAR IN THE PICTURE ANYWAY

[Shell]

go to drug store to buy penile enhancement pills

[Christopher P.]

YOU GO TO DRUG STORE TO BUY PENILE ENHANCEMENT PILLS



YOUR snake IS NOW x10 BIGGER

[Ragequit]

must be painted white
PAIN YOUR richard BLACK AND SQUARE

[Christopher P.]

DUDE IM TELLING YOU ITS TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN IT WAS

[Ragequit]

I DONT CARE

[Christopher P.]

FINE ILL MAKE IT 100 TIMES BIGGER

[fawkes..]

10,000 TIMES BIGGER, NOW.