"We are 99.999% certain"

[sir dooble]

Wait, sorry, are people here of the opinion that he actually killed himself all on his own?


He filled a bag full of stones and put it on. Then he managed to get into a sack with a gun, perched on a bridge or structure over water, and managed to zip-tie the top of the sack, and get his arms out to fire a gun at his head and drop the gun somewhere mysteriously where it wasn't found, while he fell into the river and drifted off.


So, he's in a sack with a bag of rocks on, perched next to water. First of all, consider the fact that he had to get into a sack. Which is not easy.
Then he had to mess around with zip-ties, without falling. Despite the fact he would have almost no grip on whatever he was standing on.
And he did this without falling in?

He also managed to zip tie the sack from the inside, but have a hand out to aim a gun at his head?

And then he managed to shoot himself and drop the gun outside the sack where it was never found.


Yeah, that is just too unrealistic to have been done by one person on their own with no help, or without it having been a murder.
Compare the ease of doing all that to actually shooting a man and then stuffing him in a sack and throwing him into a river.

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[TheChaosCarrier]

a chainban would make my day.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

a chainban would make my day.

that would run the risk of me getting banned, no thank you

[TheChaosCarrier]

that would run the risk of me getting banned, no thank you

there was a risk of a chainban on page 1 anyway.
probably shouldn't have done it if you didn't want the risk.

oh well.
more chance of it not happening anyway.

[Jerkface]

there was a risk of a chainban on page 1 anyway.
probably shouldn't have done it if you didn't want the risk.

oh well.
more chance of it not happening anyway.

So the only thing you had to say about this topic was:  "It's be funny if you all got banned"?

That's quite odd. 

Anyway, maybe the Hamburgler Police were paid off.

[Elecro]

Face it, you're an unintelligent idiot who tries to cover his inability with supposed 'laziness'. Learn to god damn read and stop being a nimrod forget who unwittingly stuffposts due to his incompetence.

Also,

Okay, first of all, what does my appearance have to do with anything?

[Grassy]

Okay, first of all, what does my appearance have to do with anything?

It's ugly

[Elecro]

It's ugly

Where's your picture IRL?

[Treynolds416]

Obviously you guys haven't seen the photo-evidence that the police received which fully explained the situation and proved their findings.

That's actually a superb drawing, nobody had praised you for it yet

[dotdottriangle]

Okay, first of all, what does my appearance have to do with anything?

I included that because not only are you handicapped, you also are quite literally 12-13. You are the online-equivalent of a village idiot.

[Treynolds416]

I included that because not only are you handicapped, you also are quite literally 12-13. You are the online-equivalent of a village idiot.

I honestly think he's dumb enough for several villages to all hold stock at one time

[Littledude]

the reported character evidence makes him seem suicidal but I don't know why he would ever go through that much trouble, unless of course he wanted people to talk about him after death.

[Darkness ZXW]

Where's your picture IRL?

from what dotdotshape has posted he's one of the loveiest people on the forums

just an fyi

[Mysteroo]

Face it, you're an unintelligent idiot who tries to cover his inability with supposed 'laziness'. Learn to god damn read and stop being a nimrod forget who unwittingly stuffposts due to his incompetence.

Wow, that's really harsh. What he said was my first thought too, what's so horrible about posting your first impression? He didn't read far and so he didn't know that he could have done that, it's not that big of a deal. It's not a horrible evil sin to post your first thought. There's something called social intelligence - knowing when to, and not to get upset over something. It's obvious you don't have much.

[dotdottriangle]

Wow, that's really harsh. What he said was my first thought too, what's so horrible about posting your first impression? He didn't read far and so he didn't know that he could have done that, it's not that big of a deal. It's not a horrible evil sin to post your first thought. There's something called social intelligence - knowing when to, and not to get upset over something. It's obvious you don't have much.

My post was not solely about Elecro's quote. I don't think that you have actually seen the posts that he's made before. You can counter-flame about an issue that you know nothing about just for the sake of it, or you can actually know the reason behind things.