I can suck my own richard O.o

[Kumquat]

I'm not a closet furry in this community and I haven't tasted my own cum. Is that bad?

Yes, youre a social outcast, get out of my sight, freak.

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

wat

you were like

Leave it to the furries to talk about what their cum tastes like.

so, the first to mention furries
and if furries had never been mentioned, neither would ponies (or if you weren't a pony, but that's something else entirely)
you said you knew it would happen
but you mentioned them anyway

[TheChaosCarrier]

you were likeso, the first to mention furries
and if furries had never been mentioned, neither would ponies (or if you weren't a pony, but that's something else entirely)
you said you knew it would happen
but you mentioned them anyway

no i meant
i knew people would start comparing bronies to furries once Cybersix provoked it (well we both provoked it, but you know what I mean).

[VincentTheGuy]

Now this topic is about furries because controversy.

[Squideey]

Toilet:
+15 vomit points

Constipated:
+30 vomit points

Autofellatio while on the toilet and constipated:
+infinity vomit points

[Steve5452]

Didn't Thomson make a thread like this?

Yes he did.

also

[Sheath]

I'm not a closet furry in this community and I haven't tasted my own cum. Is that bad?

Well I'm no furry, but apparently never having jizzed and licked it up puts us in the minority.

[VincentTheGuy]

There has never been a situation where my semen has ever been near my mouth.

It feels like a procrastination forum all of a sudden.

You know, because those things exist.

[BanishedLetters]

You know, because those things exist.

why did you make me google that

why

[VincentTheGuy]

why did you make me google that

why

Mission accomplished

G.I JOOOOEEE

[Quote Story]

why did you make me google that

why

now I want to search that
dam you

[Sheath]

7 in 10 readers attempted to blow themselves after reading this topic.

[Night Fox]

7 in 10 readers attempted to blow themselves after reading this topic.

I've attempted it long before now. I can't even lick the tip ;~;

[VincentTheGuy]

7 in 10 readers attempted to blow themselves after reading this topic.

Done . . . . .  aaaaannndd done.
*Has been able to do this for a year

*winky face

[Mr Man]

Why don't we just have a procrastination megathread for this kind of stuff?