The Manslater: (Woman Language Translater)

[grunterdb1951]

Comedians do it all the time, why can't I?
It's just a joke, female comedians make fun of males all the time so what's the difference

The difference is you don't want to make a woman mad or upset, they turn into some kind of lion-enraged elephant hybrid. So joking about women is out of the question, cause they'll purposely take it the wrong way 99.999% of the time.

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[Tokthree]

The difference is you don't want to make a woman mad or upset, they turn into some kind of lion-enraged elephant hybrid. So joking about women is out of the question, cause they'll purposely take it the wrong way 99.999% of the time.

Well how come they don't do that when a comedian on stage cracks a joke about women? What is the fundamental difference between my jokes and a comedians jokes apart from the obvious?

[Menen]

This really isn't funny.  Did you even watch the video?!

Obviously i watched it, And I see nothing wrong with it. I though it was funny. I even sent it to my best friend (who is a girl) and she though it was funny.

It's just a joke, female comedians make fun of males all the time so what's the difference

Also this.

The difference is you don't want to make a woman mad or upset, they turn into some kind of lion-enraged elephant hybrid. So joking about women is out of the question, cause they'll purposely take it the wrong way 99.999% of the time.

This is what I don't like about Feminists. Its not okay if a guy insults a girl but if a girl insults a guy its totally acceptable.

Its the same with Racism. A black guy can make jokes about white guys, but if a white guy makes a joke about a black guy hes suddenly a tribal ass hole

[grunterdb1951]

Well how come they don't do that when a comedian on stage cracks a joke about women? What is the fundamental difference between my jokes and a comedians jokes apart from the obvious?

Cause comedians got lodes e mone.

[Tokthree]

Cause comedians got lodes e mone.

Wouldn't that make them easier to sue?

[Marcem]

Yes.
And I do.
And it doesn't bother them.
In fact they laugh with me. And we have a good time.
Pull the richard out of your ass and let loose, if somebody says "women can't drive" ; http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_NASCAR_drivers
"Women belong in the kitchen";
http://www.astr.ua.edu/4000WS/summary.shtml

Men and women have their faults. No gender is perfect. Neither am I, nor are you. Your trying to advocate a superior gender in a forum consisting of guys
It was a joke, this entire forum is a joke
Check off topic, what topics do you see?
I can suck my own richard
special interest megathread
28 days till doomsday
And MUCH much more.

So apparently being male means you have to be trash when it comes to loveism.  Also because I'm white I naturally make tribal jokes all of the time.  

The difference is you don't want to make a woman mad or upset, they turn into some kind of lion-enraged elephant hybrid. So joking about women is out of the question, cause they'll purposely take it the wrong way 99.999% of the time.

Aand the cycle repeats.

[MyNameIsYou]

Women are worthless sacks of meat meant for the pleasure of superior men

I'm not that mean

[grunterdb1951]

Wouldn't that make them easier to sue?

I was implying how bitchs love money, besides I don't remember anyone getting sued over a joke.

Aand the cycle repeats.

<3

[TrollBoat]

Wouldn't that make them easier to sue?

hide yo kids

[Maya]

Yes.
And I do.
And it doesn't bother them.
In fact they laugh with me. And we have a good time.
Pull the richard out of your ass and let loose, if somebody says "women can't drive" ; http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_NASCAR_drivers
"Women belong in the kitchen";
http://www.astr.ua.edu/4000WS/summary.shtml

This is sick.

Men and women have their faults. No gender is perfect. Neither am I, nor are you. Your trying to advocate a superior gender in a forum consisting of guys
It was a joke, this entire forum is a joke

If someone's imperfect, it's alright to make fun of them? Go make fun of a developmentally delayed person. Seriously, I bet their caretaker would have a RIOT listening to you.

I aim to advocate equality, not superiority.

I also see the video exemplified misandry, and that's sickening, as well.

Check off topic, what topics do you see?
I can suck my own richard
special interest megathread
28 days till doomsday
And MUCH much more.

Auto-fellatio isn't offending of others; neither is special interestism or discussing the 'end of the world'.

[AdinX]

Wouldn't that make them easier to sue?

Nah, they can afford a better lawyer then

So apparently being male means you have to be trash when it comes to loveism.  Also because I'm white I naturally make tribal jokes all of the time.

Being male implies nothing, nor did I imply that it requires anything. Myself, as a person; I make a lot of loveist, tribal jokes. Nobody gets offended. It's all in good humor. Have you never heard a girl tell a guy joke of ANY kind?

[Marcem]

Obviously i watched it, And I see nothing wrong with it. I though it was funny. I even sent it to my best friend (who is a girl) and she though it was funny.

Then neither you nor your friend have heard many jokes in the past century.  The joke is really overdone, and in this case pretty loveist.

This is what I don't like about Feminists. Its not okay if a guy insults a girl but if a girl insults a guy its totally acceptable.

Its the same with Racism. A black guy can make jokes about white guys, but if a white guy makes a joke about a black guy hes suddenly a tribal ass hole

I shouldn't be surprised by your loveism as you're making wild generalizations about everyone else.

[Böltster]

forget maya is a cranky bitch

lighten up

[Marcem]

Being male implies nothing, nor did I imply that it requires anything. Myself, as a person; I make a lot of loveist, tribal jokes. Nobody gets offended. It's all in good humor. Have you never heard a girl tell a guy joke of ANY kind?

Actually I have, and the joke was pretty stuffty in that case too.

[Tokthree]

Nah, they can afford a better lawyer then

Hah, a lawyer can't do stuff against a woman's sob story