how the forget do I pass the time HEEEELP

[Jetlok]

About how someone fapped too much and ended up exploding or something, i'd read that

no no
theyre about to cum but instead of jizz a spirit comes out of his snake like its a phallic magic lamp and shouts at him, showing him the consequences and telling him to stop before going back in

[Ad Bot]

[fawkes..]

no no
theyre about to cum but instead of jizz a spirit comes out of his snake like its a phallic magic lamp and shouts at him, showing him the consequences and telling him to stop before going back in

But then he disobeys and faps anyway, then the spirit gets made and makes his richard fall off, and then he has to go on a quest to get it put back on.

Do this.

[Daedalus]

oh yeah I forgot to mention I'm on my step-dad's laptop so I don't have any games on here :/

[Quote Story]

oh yeah I forgot to mention I'm on my step-dad's laptop so I don't have any games on here :/

so play flash games

[BanishedLetters]

oh yeah I forgot to mention I'm on my step-dad's laptop so I don't have any games on here :/

well then uh

write a story! writing is always fun c:

[Böltster]

all nighters mess with hormone levels

noooo thank you

[Maya]

all nighters mess with hormone levels

noooo thank you

From your post history, it seems that you would be the first suspect to commit all-nighters as much as possible, considering your volatile personality.

[Böltster]

From your post history, it seems that you would be the first suspect to commit all-nighters as much as possible, considering your volatile personality.

well that doesn't really make sense at all, but i'm a weightlifter regardless so it would be counter productive to my goals to mess up my hormones.

[Maya]

well that doesn't really make sense at all, but i'm a weightlifter regardless so it would be counter productive to my goals to mess up my hormones.

Such a useful goal.

I mean, really, who would waste their time at college getting a degree and becoming an knowledgeable member of society when they can gain muscle?!

[Böltster]

Such a useful goal.

I mean, really, who would waste their time at college getting a degree and becoming an knowledgeable member of society when they can gain muscle?!

i work in finance and am about 70% through a bachelor of policing

you're trying too hard girl

[dotdottriangle]

i work in finance and am about 70% through a bachelor of policing

you're trying too hard girl

[Maya]

i work in finance and am about 70% through a bachelor of policing

you're trying too hard girl

You could spend the rest of your time learning several languages, advanced maths, or anything else, really, but you choose to gain muscle --- something that has been useless since the dawn of humans becoming top on the food chain.

[Böltster]

You could spend the rest of your time learning several languages, advanced maths, or anything else, really, but you choose to gain muscle --- something that has been useless since the dawn of humans becoming top on the food chain.

i don't know what sort of magical world you must think weightlifting is, but nobody spends 100% of their free time weightlifting (it literally wouldn't work, you would lose muscle)

you're really just making one useless point after the other here

[Maya]

i don't know what sort of magical world you must think weightlifting is, but nobody spends 100% of their free time weightlifting (it literally wouldn't work, you would lose muscle)

you're really just making one useless point after the other here

But you're still spending wasteful time.

Doesn't need to be 100%. Even an hour is a lot.

[Böltster]

But you're still spending wasteful time.

Doesn't need to be 100%. Even an hour is a lot.

keep going, maybe if you keep throwing stuff at the wall some of it might stick!!

try two at once!