Epic Blockland Rap Battles of History

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Kalphiter:

--- Quote from: TeeJay on November 26, 2012, 07:20:21 PM ---Since we cant get Kalpiters avatar, we will be doing JazZ vs. Evar.

--- End quote ---
Yola asked for my avatar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2GXkn926U0&list=PLA4A508E33D52C8F0

Is that good enough?

TeeJay:
If you pause around 1:36 you can see it. Yeah, its good.

Also, just as a joke, i wrote the lyrics to Soccer Mom vs DM Church

TeeJay:

Its my first time writing lyrics, so go easy on me :c

DM CHURCH

VERSUS

...*sigh*

Soccer mom.

BEGIN

Dm church
-----------

I am DM Church, bitch

I've spread more gore and war than
forty more of your puny

soccer whores

I am the beta
of aaaaall that is to come

You're just some bitch

goin 'round, drivin in yo hum-

mer

Soccer mom
------------

Excuse me, what did you just say, you little prick?

Ill have you know that I've only had just 1 richard

You're a church, no more

not some loving beta

I took you down in v13

Ill do it again, later!

DM church
------------

*is starting to dissapear*

No... I will be back....

*transforms into human mode*

Not so fast,
not gonna be the last
you dont like this game
go shove it in your ass

You thought this game was friendly for little kids?

Im a satanic church, you're a mom with a richard!

You are the sum
of all in reality

No, wait
I meant unoriginality

Hell, even FWN's better than you!

So why dont you get your kid

and shove him in there too.

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIDE

Evar678:

--- Quote from: Lamebro1 on November 27, 2012, 08:35:37 AM ---I actually love halo but meh.

So I see you're up for a duel
Meet me 7 o clock, black lagoon

I'd advise you put on your best stuff
because i'm about to blow your gay tits

You're too butthurt to admit that you suck
Sad boy, always dreamin about forget,forget

You don't know crap about rhyming your ABC's
How you gonna beat the one and the?

Honestly, your raps are pathetic
You probably have the most forgeted up type of genetics

I think I'm done here, I think I'm through
Now let's see you in round number 2

--- End quote ---
Not bad, not bad.

So, I see you're pretty good.
But, I still think that you should
Back down from this rap battle, like I know you would
Instead of trying to beat me, like you think you could

So let me step it up a notch stop grabbing on your crotch and sit back and watch as I punish you
Because its a rap battle and I ride the saddle and herd up the cattle even in number two

Compressed stuff is better than your best hit so you best get fit to get lit up by my rhymes
I told you I'm no rappa but I'm ready to slappa hoe, so lets go, and stop wasting my time
Your raps are so terrible and your rhymes unbearable but my rhymes are like a parable and when I'm in my prime
You're so damn quiet but I'm a loving riot, what am I rapping against, a loving mime?

Round two is over, want a replay? I think that a victory is coming my way.
But hey? I beat anyone anyday. Make loving history with what I say.
But I guess today, you did fine anyway. Makes me glad that I'm here to stay.

But it makes me sad because I know you're mad because my rhymes imbue straight fear in you
You didn't do bad, but who knew? I kicked your ass again in Round number two

And, also, traditional rap battles tend to only have four sections, and that was the fourth one, so here's the whole battle:

--- Code: ---Lamebro1
So the blockland forums got a rap battle ey?
You guys are welcome to watch me kick ass in dismay

I rule the rap world
Don't care if people call me a turd

I mean like stuff, Glass look at yourself
keep a straight face and tell me how much wealth
<pause>
You've wasted on this game
sorry but you're in fame

In a bad way
Watch me punch this bitch down the drain.

now let's go on to a more heated place
Lub, I swear, you're loosing your goddamn loving pace.

Arguing and arguing with kalphiter
shut the hell up before i make you forget 'er

Yes it's a girl because you people are whining ridiculously
your facts are worse then loving halo 3

Evar678
I don't do rhymes but what can I say?
I'l pwn this clown this very damn day

You say you're on the top, I say nay
Your rhymes are loving horrible, they're worse than the kool kids klub

Try to step? You can't faze me
I'll beat you down 'til your thoughts go hazy

Kick ass? I doubt you'd even last
Five minutes in a rap battle with that guy named Pass

Lamebro1? Man, you should loving run
If you think I'm hard now, I'm just doing this for fun
Sit back, now, the procession's begun
Class is in session, I'm gonna school you, son.
Oh wait? Too late? It seems I've already won.
Is it just me? Or is this rap battle done?

So take a step back, assess this situation
I'll continue this rap battle when you're done with your procrastination.

Lamebro1
So I see you're up for a duel
Meet me 7 o clock, black lagoon

I'd advise you put on your best stuff
because i'm about to blow your gay tits

You're too butthurt to admit that you suck
Sad boy, always dreamin about forget,forget

You don't know crap about rhyming your ABC's
How you gonna beat the one and the?

Honestly, your raps are pathetic
You probably have the most forgeted up type of genetics

I think I'm done here, I think I'm through
Now let's see you in round number 2

Evar678
So, I see you're pretty good.
But, I still think that you should
Back down from this rap battle, like I know you would
Instead of trying to beat me, like you think you could

So let me step it up a notch stop grabbing on your crotch and sit back and watch as I punish you
Because its a rap battle and I ride the saddle and herd up the cattle even in number two

Compressed stuff is better than your best hit so you best get fit to get lit up by my rhymes
I told you I'm no rappa but I'm ready to slappa hoe, so lets go, and stop wasting my time
Your raps are so terrible and your rhymes unbearable but my rhymes are like a parable and when I'm in my prime
You're so damn quiet but I'm a loving riot, what am I rapping against, a loving mime?

Round two is over, want a replay? I think that a victory is coming my way.
But hey? I beat anyone anyday. Make loving history with what I say.
But I guess today, you did fine anyway. Makes me glad that I'm here to stay.

But it makes me sad because I know you're mad because my rhymes imbue straight fear in you
You didn't do bad, but who knew? I kicked your ass again in Round number two

--- End code ---

WHO WON!?

WHOSE NEXT??

YOU DECIDE

Mr Man:
Bubbagum vs Stocking

rlcbm vs mawty

Axolotl vs Port

Mr Man vs (you decide)

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