Today I learned I might have a brain tumor/cancer

[Alyx Vance]

I hope you best of luck OP. I'd hate if you died.

[Ad Bot]

[RedGajin]

I wish for my intact body to be placed on Everest near the summit.

Giving back to the earth I see. I want to give to space.

this seems pretty unrealistic, pretty sure it would cost thousands of dollars to get someone to fly you into space, and everest is a mountain which no one would want to climb to bury someone in + pretty sure that would be illegal.

[Count]

That's terrible, and I hope you are going to be okay! My cousin died from the chemotherapy used on him because of brain cancer when he was 6, it's a very serious thing!

[fred da kiko]

i want my body to be fed to unknowing orphans.

[Steve5452]

this seems pretty unrealistic, pretty sure it would cost thousands of dollars to get someone to fly you into space, and everest is a mountain which no one would want to climb to bury someone in + pretty sure that would be illegal.

Hundreds of thousands.
Millions.

[rockslide26]

this seems pretty unrealistic, pretty sure it would cost thousands of dollars to get someone to fly you into space, and everest is a mountain which no one would want to climb to bury someone in + pretty sure that would be illegal.

If that was illegal then space is an option, and quite frankly, this is only if I die. I wouldn't have the space option right away either, quite frankly I would tell my family to wait until it was more affordable.

[Shell]

or you could donate your body to scientists trying to recreate the egyptian process of mummification

[rockslide26]

or you could donate your body to scientists trying to recreate the egyptian process of mummification

That's actually a decent idea, but it's not a definite that I have cancer at this stage. I just have accepted it might happen, and I might die.

[Night Fox]

or you could donate your body to scientists trying to recreate the egyptian process of mummification

or to an actual worthwhile cause

[lolz??]

+ pretty sure that would be illegal.

there are already dead bodies up there anyways.

Best of luck OP.

[Ticonderoga]

As for my body I want it placed near the summit of Everest, I want my body to stay there on top of the world.

If there is an issue space is my second option if the funds could be acquired/it is legal

You do realize how absurd either of these requests would be right?
Especially for a historically insignificant person.
If your parents wanted to live the rest of their lives in millions of debt (assuming that any bank would allow such a loan) than you might have a chance.
That or if you parents/relatives/friends are physically fit and decide to climb the summit themselves whilst carrying you on their backs. Oh and then there's still the question of whether or not burying someone at the peak of Everest is even legal (which I highly doubt). I'm almost certain that sending yourself into space is legal, but would require you being an individual who has contributed to humanity in a wonderful way (and I don't mean bringing joy to those around you), and even then the cost would be tremendous.
In other words, that ceramic vessel is starting to look really good.

EDIT: But there is always the Sigmund Corporation.
(And the "Make a Wish" foundation)

[rockslide26]

You do realize how absurd either of these requests would be right?
Especially for a historically insignificant person.
If your parents wanted to live the rest of their lives in millions of debt (assuming that any bank would allow such a loan) than you might have a chance.
That or if you parents/relatives/friends are physically fit and decide to climb the summit themselves whilst carrying you on their backs.
In other words, that ceramic vessel is starting to look really good.

Eh, I know it's unrealistic, but it's a wish

[comr4de]

you have this???

[The Corporation]

Man, that's just not right.
I seriously hope that this doesn't get any worse.

I'm prayin' for your health man.

[Swat 3]

Eh, I know it's unrealistic, but it's a wish

Don' they do wishes and stuff?

Man, that's just not right.
I seriously hope that this doesn't get any worse.

I'm prayin' for your health man.