Santa's a lie

[Mr.X98]

Satan's busy this year, so he's had to ask your parents for help wrapping your gifts. everything's going to be okay.

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[padmedog]

I tell my parents that I believe in Santa so I can get more presents.

Lol

At least you have an excuse to love your parents more than you usually do, since you found out it's actually them who brought you all those gifts.

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I don't get this

[Decepticon]

I don't really believe-in Santa, but I act like it to make some of my family happy n' all that, however, Santa, or Saint Nicholas, was once real, he delivered gifts to his family and people in his town.

[Man 2]

[Momentum]

I tell my parents that I believe in Santa so I can get more presents.

disrepect

[Isaac Fox]

uuuumm
I don't get this

You now know that your parents love you enough to buy you all this neat stuff, instead of some phony who you only loved because of all the loot you previously thought he gave.

[padmedog]

disrespect

Fixed

You now know that your parents love you enough to buy you all this neat stuff, instead of some phony who you only loved because of all the loot you previously thought he gave.

There are two things that might tell me that santa might actually be real and it was just a dream.
I got a laptop 4 christmas in 2010. The second one it that there was a note written in some fancy handwriting about sleeping next to the tree, so I didnt get any presents in the tree.

[Maxwell23461]

I stopped believing in Santa cause he got me a black iPhone instead of a white one, wtf!!!!

[froglover06]

I stopped believing in Santa cause he got me a black iPhone instead of a white one, wtf!!!!

Seriously?

[IkeTheGeneric]

loving santa

he got me a box of condoms last year, and then pictures of his nipples and butt

[brickybob]

Today's the day you grow up and put some hair on your peaches.

[Clone v.117]

On December 2nd?

Seems legit.

Is this a real thread?

Doubt it highly.

Never believed in santa or any of that, my parents didn't bother trying to get us to believe in made up stuff.
EXCEPT CHRISTIANITY LOLOL

[*FacePalm*]

I tell my parents that I believe in Santa so I can get more presents.

this

[Masterlegodude]

[Kalphiter]

Satan's a lie too. 

Just wait until God...