What to do when home alone.

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So as some of you may know for the last 7 months I have been living with my sister, brother and brother's girlfriend, well a few days ago my bro and his gf both moved out and bought a new house together, leaving just me and my sister, and since about 6-7 hours ago my sister left the country to go to the Philippines with my parents for a month.
So basically I am on holidays and have the whole house to myself for a month, give me summa dem ideas of stuff to do.

List so far.
1. Be naked all the time
2. Be strikingly handsome
3. Throw a party - Already planned but not coming up for a while
4. ?

Fap?
Drink all the milk from the carton?


Throw a naked handsome fap party while drinking milf from the carton.
EDIT: Oh god why, this is so wrong.



Anyone can masturbate.
But, masturbating with the door open...
That's luxury!

just set up elaborate traps for people trying to get in.
works every time.

Play research loud, really loud.
Go through peoples rooms finding all their private stuff.

just set up elaborate traps for people trying to get in.
works every time.
This

blast music as loud as you possibly can without blowing the speakers


Or a 7/24 stripper.
Wait that doesn't work this way.
Only works when talking about an amount of a certain cost. :C

Anyone can masturbate.
But, masturbating with the door open...
That's luxury!

lol

Invite all your friends over and have them watch you masturbate.