Author Topic: One-sentence-at-a-time novel 2.0 (Read 2989 times)

ImperealOfficer · December 28, 2012, 10:33:43 PM

Before I leapt of the building, knife in hand, trying to escape from the police, I blew a kiss to the nearest female police officer.

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Shell · December 29, 2012, 12:08:07 AM

She had the cure for AIDS on her lips, and it was transferred to me.

Slate521 · December 29, 2012, 12:38:18 AM

...That was a facetious statement; ha-ha, I love being witty.

kegeshan · December 29, 2012, 07:59:54 AM

OOC: Chapter two up. Terrible quality due to being in a hotel room in Bangkok.

AvailsMew · January 13, 2013, 10:30:39 PM

I decided to whip out my rooster and start calling up a lady-boy to pleasure me.

Slate521 · January 14, 2013, 03:09:01 AM

...That was the stupidest idea I've had in years!

auzman466 · January 14, 2013, 05:32:24 PM

And yet the lady-boy walked up to me, but instead of pleasuring me, she ripped off my richard!

jarelash · January 16, 2013, 01:03:12 PM

Oh, how I screamed in pain, as I watched how blood was sprouting out from where my richard used to be and the anger that grew inside of me, as i looked at the laughing ladyboy.

Shell · January 16, 2013, 03:58:42 PM

The ladyboy knocked me out, and I woke up with my richard stitched on in a hospital bed.

Redconer · January 16, 2013, 09:00:55 PM

I was confused that why was there only a doctor staring at me in the room

Shell · January 16, 2013, 09:27:50 PM

The doctor raped me.

auzman466 · January 17, 2013, 10:20:33 PM

CHAPTER 4: HOSPITALIZED
After the quick rape, the doctor said I will be fine and ready to leave in two weeks.

Slate521 · January 17, 2013, 11:22:00 PM

The doctor(s) were none other than Hugh Laurie and his gaggle of goons.

Shell · January 17, 2013, 11:34:29 PM

I decided that I have teleportation powers now and teleported to bangladesh.

Slate521 · January 17, 2013, 11:36:42 PM

I must be hallucinating.