Author Topic: WELCOME TO AMMUNATION! (Read 3545 times)

Snow2 · December 17, 2012, 01:09:02 PM

YOU'VE MADE THE SMARTEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE! YOU'VE COME TO A GUN SHOP! WE HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO FEEL REAL MANLY AND PATRIOTIC! DONT FORGET TO CHECK OUT OUR HUGE SELECTION OF LANDMINES! THEYRE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING, YEAR AFTER YEAR! MOTHER IN LAW BEING A BITCH?! AMMUNATION HAS THE SOLUTION! WHY NOT CHECK OUT OUR SELECTION OF FLAMETHROWERS?! WEVE GOT A SPECIAL ON HAND GRENADES, AND IF YOURE TOO FAT AND LAZY TO THROW 'EM, CHECK OUT OUR GRENADE LAUNCHERS! POP IT IN, PULL THE TRIGGER, AND BOOM! YOUVE JUST BLOWN A HOLE IN SOMETHING! SIGN UP TODAY FOR YOUR AMMUNATION FREQUENT SNIPER CARD! BUY 10 GUNS AND YOUR NEXT ONE'S ON US! THANKS FOR VISITING AMMUNATION! AT AMMUNATION WE DONT NEED A BACKGROUND CHECK, A WAD OF AMERICAN CURRENCY, COUNTERFEIT DIAMONDS, OR YOUR DAUGHTER IS ENOUGH! COMING SOON, ARMOR PEIRCING BULLETS! ASK OUR SALESMAN ABOUT EVERY SPORTSMAN'S FAVORITE, THE ANTI-TANK MISSILE! YOU DONT NEED TO HIDE THE BODY WHEN HE'S ALREADY BEEN MINCED! THE STORE LEADING THE FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM IS HAVING A BLOWOUT SALE! AMMUNATION HAS A WIDE ARRAY OF PEACEMAKERS! COME BY AMMUNATION ON MILITIA MONDAYS TO EXCERSISE YOUR SECOND AMMENDMENT RIGHTS AND GET TEN PERCENT OFF ALL ARMOR PEIRCING BULLETS! WERE THE ONLY GUN STORE THAT LETS YOU TRY IT BEFORE YOU BUY IT! NEED ANTI TANK MISSILES? WEVE GOT 'EM! FLAMETHROWERS? OH YEAH! NO CREDIT? NO PROBLEM! NO MONEY DOWN, 90 DAYS, SAME WITH CASH. SHOOT NOW! PAY LATER! DURING THE TEN MINUTE WAITING PERIOD FIRE OFF A FEW ROUNDS AT THE AMMUNATION GUN RANGE, FEATURING FACES OF FAMOUS COMMIE starfishS! COME BY AMMUNATION AND REGISTER TO WIN AN ANTI AIRCRAFT GUN ACTUALLY USED WHEN WE WHOOPED AUSTRALIA'S ASS! THIS WEEKEND ITS THE AMMUNATION FILM FESTIVAL, FEATURING 3 SCREENINGS OF THE DOCUMENTARY, "RED DAWN"! AMMUNATION, PROTECTING YOUR RIGHTS! GOD I SOUND LIKE HOT stuff ON THAT COMMERCIAL! FEELING NERVOUS? WELCOME TO AMMUNATION! DONT FORGET THE AMMUNATION ENDANGERED SPECIES BARBEQUE EACH SATURDAY! PROTECT YOUR HOME WITH OUR AMMUNATION MINIATURE NUCLEAR BOMB! AMMUNATION LOVES WOMEN TOO! FOR THE FEMALE SPORTS ENTHUSIAST OR THE SELF DEFENSE PRACTICIONER WITH BIG BREASTS, GET TWO HANDGUNS AND A T SHIRT THAT SAYS, "YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT MY OTHER 44s"! LADIES, TIRED OF WHISTLING CONSTRUCTION WORKERS? WHISTLE BACK WITH A HIGH VELOCITY RIFLE THAT WILL SPLATTER HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE BUILDING SITE! FREEDOM MEANS THE ABILITY TO DEFEND YOURSELF, WHATEVER THE COST!

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