Anyway.
Okay maybe I was being unfair. Here's what I did.
1. Used php install on my localhost to md5() the string "snake"
2. Used
http://coderstoolbox.net/string/ to encode it, using BASE64 with target UTF-8
3. Repeat of 2
4. Repeat of 2, with XML and ISO-8859-1
If
ANYBODY was even remotely able to decode that, they would deserve a game from steam
Actually, more like getting hired by the government.
Really, phase 1 would've been enough.
Its damn near impossible to reverse an md5()