I sucessfully pee'd out my window (post your crazy shananigans too!)

[TheChaosCarrier]

Philosophical ramblings will never be suitable justification for sticking your rod out the window and pissing in the wind

This is sig worthy as it gave me many laughs.

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[duckman1229]

Wait. Would your parents get mad at you if you got up, and used the restroom? Like really? It doesn't mean you were staying up that late, just that you had to use the restroom.

[Dglider]

Bahahahaaa  Peeing outside during the winter really is wonderful.  I've done it a few times, but never out of my window.

Good for you man, though I think it'd be a good idea to wash that window.  If the streak gets wet it might start smelling like piss again.   

[Heitmeyers]

Also, how well would roof shingles soak up piss?

[WALK2222]

why didn't you just pee in your bathroom.  If your parents ask why you were up just tell them that you woke up and had to pee...

[Sat]

This sounds almost as good as just going outside and pissing.
You should try that on a windy day when the weather the temperature is in the 50s.
Definitely not in celsius though. Your wing wang might get a little hot.
It feels so natural.

[Lusk]

There was this one time my friend was hosting a party, and he invited some douche type kiddos, and spiked their drinks with laxatives, and locked them outside. That's one of the craziest things I've ever done.

[Heitmeyers]

Also, how well would roof shingles soak up piss?

[Cucumber!]

Wait. Would your parents get mad at you if you got up, and used the restroom? Like really? It doesn't mean you were staying up that late, just that you had to use the restroom.

They'd suspect something from me. When it comes to staying up late I have a history!

If I were you I'd hope your neighbors didn't see you. Lol.

Also, how well would roof shingles soak up piss?

Nah neighbors didn't see, only light was my phone. And I didn't piss on roof shingles, it was more like a semicircle that may have hit my window.

Bahahahaaa  Peeing outside during the winter really is wonderful.  I've done it a few times, but never out of my window.

Good for you man, though I think it'd be a good idea to wash that window.  If the streak gets wet it might start smelling like piss again.   

Great minds think alike :^D

[Redconer]

I did 1 push up with thumbs only

[Heitmeyers]

Also, how well would roof shingles soak up piss?

And I didn't piss on roof shingles, it was more like a semicircle that may have hit my window.

I know, but how well do roof shingles soak up piss?

[Ghille]

Oh god lol

[MunkeyCheez]

oh god how did you pee out of the window good lord you pulled off a 007 piss

[Steve5452]

My friend likes to piss off my balcony.

[ShadowYoshi294]

My friend likes to piss off my balcony.

Your balcony must hate your friend for angering it so often. Yes, I know what you meant