Author Topic: Challenging and Completing the Missions  (Read 1197 times)

used glue

stick a tit in a cheerio...

in space

Go to space
Stick tit through cheerio.

Build something that can go to space with zero engines.

Build glider and shoot up into space

Attempt to take a sandwich out of its bag and leave it in space for a few minutes and watch it to see if it gets really gross looking.

Rockets into space
Takes sandwich out of bag
Sandwich freezes
Nothing else happens.


Make Name something to eat.

>Jizz in taco shell
>Pigs blood
>taxidermy snake skin
>Bake in oven for 3 minutes
Done

I want a love slave, female, 5'5 - 5'6, Blond hair died purple, no tattoos and still a virgin, preferably with shorter hair, 6" long, and small breasts, cleanly shaved, and if not shaved, curtains must match the drapes.

Look her ip in Craigslist.

You must get a girl that is in a cave and surrounded by dynamite and there is no door.

forget it.
NEW MISSION:
REJECT THIS MISSION!

blow cave up

now stick a camel threw a needle's eye while a heater is overheating the room

Ew grose

Put the letter % in  your post

% is a symbol, therefore this mission is technically impossible.


To the center of the earth!

I need a shovel first.
Find a radioactive ice cream for me

Get a ice cream bar
Go to space
toss the ice cream bar outside
get it back
go back to earth and hand it to you

You must save a girl in a hole deap undergound but its surrounded by T&T.

Get a ice cream bar
Go to space
toss the ice cream bar outside
get it back
go back to earth and hand it to you

You must save a girl in a hole deap undergound but its surrounded by T&T.
Lower my richard to save her

Get a ice cream bar
Go to space
toss the ice cream bar outside
get it back
go back to earth and hand it to you

You must save a girl in a hole deap undergound but its surrounded by T&T.
Tell the two t's to go away
throw ladder down hole
grab girl
"save" her

Fail this mission.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, under water?