Author Topic: Pick an object that is close to you before entering this thread.  (Read 3301 times)

A bassoon
my innards will be forgeted.

A die.
I can probably manage it


milk in cup

i cant eat liquid

A roll of electric tape. I'll just melt it and drink it.


gum wrapper

should be easy enough

a remote

mmmm circuit boards and battery acid


Uh... a corner torn off of a bookmark in some stuffty book my dad got.
Easy enough.

Wait, do you mean physically close or sentimentally close?






Possible. Painful though. Will requi-
Wait, what if I eat it while it's closed and locked?
Easy surgery removal.