I got a really scary one.
This is the story of the Hashtag-Slinging Slasher. Most people just call him The Ha-HUAGH - because that's all they have time to say before he... BANS THEM!
Years ago, at this very website, the Hashtag-Slinging Slasher used to be a moderator - just like Badspot - only angrier! And then, one night, when he was banning the starfishs ....it happened. He banned his own hand by mistake! AND IT WAS PERMANENT! So, he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula... And then, he got hit by a bus! And.. at his funeral, they replaced him! So now, every... what day is it? ... FRIDAY NIGHT, his ghost returns to the Blockland forums to wreak his horrible vengeance...
froglover06: But tonight's friday night...
Then he'll be coming...