Some dude following the MC around because he's somehow related to Happy Appy or something i dunno.
Maybe if I read Fright House Screamers it would clear it up
Lol the pictures Forenzik supposedly added on his computer are the most hilarious thing ive ever seen
Someone should paste Sonic's face over this and change the text to "that's no good"

The abandoned summer camp part is loving killing me oh god my sides hurt
"This sounds weird, but maybe he's John Wilkinson. This makes sense; John Wilkinson has schizophrenia, and schizophrenia can lead to murder."
PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tl;dr:
It's Freddy vs Jason but with an apple and a homeless dude in a gas mask
EDIT:
"The facts are;
1. Happy Appy had a scrapped DVD release. 2. The director was tall and mid-weight. 3. He went by the name “Freddy”."
WHAT
NO WHAT
SERIOUSLY
WHAT
HE HAS CLAWS TOO WHAT THE forget
WHY DOES THIS STORY EXIST
