Author Topic: my dad hit a deer...  (Read 5099 times)


did it died
No it lived c:

Also I was walking my dog once, then boom a deer walks round the corner and stares at me for a minute before running away

No it lived c:

Also I was walking my dog once, then boom a deer walks round the corner and stares at me for a minute before running away
did the doge died

did the doge died
No it lived c:

Although it tried to chase the deer

Dear Deer God,
How dare this deer go meet his dear Deer God.
Dire situations, donchaknow

No it lived c:

Although it tried to chase the deer
yay doge.

For some reason I imagined what the dog would have been thinking, "maaaan ima forget dis deer up yo"

I'm weird.

Turns out the deer lived O_O
You could've taken it home to make free jerky.

I hope the car was okay  :panda:



Whenever I see a deer I think of this:

Some starfish in a car apparently on his way to college hit my deer dad so now I'm growing up as a deer without a dad. Man life is a bitch ain't it

Some old ass deer was walking all over me and then some friend hick ran over the deer in his truck, leaving all the blood on me and now I have a loving bloodstain on me.

Some guy was inside me and I didn't like it so I hit something brown and crunchy to make him get out.

Some old ass deer was walking all over me and then some friend hick ran over the deer in his truck, leaving all the blood on me and now I have a loving bloodstain on me.
Jokes on you. It was a car.