You are now stranded in the desert with the above user.

[SlayerZ99]

Eat him

[Ad Bot]

[.:FancyPants:.]

eat the cactus

oh god not the cactus

[Sat]

somewhere in kansas means
SAT CLICK YOUR HEELS DO IT

Screw you I be not some white ho named Dorothy.  I AM A PROUD Bro BOY NAMED MICHAEL!

Alpha again.

[Theepicman]

Give him cactus water and push him off the Grand Canyon

[Flamecannon]

use the internet to go home

Screw you I be not some white ho named Dorothy.  I AM A PROUD Bro BOY NAMED MICHAEL!

Alpha again.

so you don't have shoes?!
oooh that's tribal

[psychomutt]

love

[grunterdb1951]

Resort to cannibalism.

[Mikoyan]

Have really hot love then die of dehydration

[Sat]

Give him cactus water and push him off the Grand Canyon

Too bad bitch this Bro man hamster is INDESTRUCTIBLE!
LIKE A BOSS!
That's how it ends for Miko.

[LegendZ]

Stare. In silence.

Dot dot dot.

[Unwritten Calender]

Work as hard as I can to survive with him.
We'll need to create a shelter. One of us will stay in the shelter while the other searches for a source of water. That person will make marks in the sand so he will know where to walk back. If he doesn't find water after a big amount of time, they'll come back. The person in the shelter should be looking for animals, but still staying at the shelter.
..then we'll die from a bad plan.

[grunterdb1951]

Too bad bitch this Bro man hamster is INDESTRUCTIBLE!
LIKE A BOSS!
That's how it ends for Miko.

What'cha talkin' 'bout brother?

Make love.

[fawkes..]

Try and survive, if that doesn't work and i'm starving I suppose i'll try and kill you then eat you. Sorry.

[grunterdb1951]

Try and survive, if that doesn't work and i'm starving I suppose i'll try and kill you then eat you. Sorry.

Don't worry baby, I'd eat you too.

[e-maxx]

eat him