5 Reasons why Chainsaw Bear is secretly sad

[Cucumber!]

When you're having a bad day, and things seem pretty gloomy, just think how chainsaw bear feels. Remember you have opposable thumbs, hands even! Just remember you can hug your family and friends, while Chainsaw Bear will be a designated lumber jack for the rest of his life it seems.

Get those feels out now.

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[AdinX]

Cute and it cheered me up
Kinda
In a weird way. Also reminded me of why I was sad to begin with but oh well

[Stocking]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg

[uno_da_cat]

you can't masturbate with chainsaw hands.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

you can't masturbate with chainsaw hands.

don't chop off your richard.

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Chainsaw bear will never hold his children

[CheeseDragon]

Well if he hates someone he can just give them a good 'ol slap!

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Chainsaw bear is actually a lover and desires to hug everyone, but can't
Sigh

[Katamari007]

What's with the title

What is this, Cracked?

[Cucumber!]

Chainsaw bear is actually a lover and desires to hug everyone, but can't
Sigh

He can't even cope with his depression with substance abuse because the bottles would just break.

:(

[BanishedLetters]

Self Delete is his only option

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Self Delete is his only option

Chainsaw bear Once tried to Self Delete by stab, but he broke the knife

Guess Self Delete isn't an option.
Chainsaw bear will never be able to grab a nice pair of tits. the horror

[ATKitton.]

Speaking of bears

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Speaking of bears

Chainsaw Bear can never hug his lover Cuddles The Bear :(

[Mega-Bear]

Speaking of bears