procrastination Megathread - [insert june fap pun here]

[Steve5452]

forget this. My birthday is this month, so I'm going to masturbate all I want!

Excuses. You'd have fapped more than 60 times this month anyway.

[Ad Bot]

[Big Brøther]

Excuses. You'd have fapped more than 60 times this month anyway.

I varnish the flagpole like 1-2 times a day, which adds up to 30-60 times a month

[Blooker]

I varnish the flagpole like once a day, which adds up to 30 - 40 times a month

[Port]

A month with 40 days!?

[Big Brøther]

How does that work

[Maxwell23461]

How does that work

he's a time traveller

[Mr Man]

Wait, May is the national month of procrastination, y'all go nuts.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Wait, May is the national month of procrastination, y'all go nuts.

Every month is national procrastination month

[Mr Man]

Every month is national procrastination month

True, true

[VincentTheGuy]

The debate is to use lube, or not to use lube.

[Night Fox]

The debate is to use lube, or not to use lube.

I don't use it because it's a lot of trouble for just masturbating

[Alyx Vance]

Lube is just messy and you don't really need it.

[Racerboy]

no fap may?

no feep may

[Mr Man]

The debate is to use lube, or not to use lube.

It feels better without imo, plus its messy.

[VincentTheGuy]

Lube is just messy and you don't really need it.

Not if you have the right kind.

It feels better without imo, plus its messy.

It's a nice treat every now and then.