Maybe if you didn't shove your tits all over the loving computer screen people wouldn't have the urge to ask to see them.
wait, people don't get that this is a joke..?
fake, I don't have 10k posts. try again.
stocking trolls you guys so easy lol. whatever she does, without fail, you all freak outya'll need to get laid
Needs moar Vertzer
Considering this is a funny topic, I conclude that all the butthurts here are just emotionally compromised teenagers complaining about everything a girl does.
If this is a joke, modern day comedians deserve to be paid quadruple what they actually are.I didn't laugh at all. I had to double check who the OP was just to double check why the hell this was posted.