had this weird dream and now suddenly interested in shoplifting

[blockguy123]

Corporate Fat Cats lol

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[fawkes..]

A woman in the town where I used to live was stealing from a shop (woolworths) by burning off the barcode security tag things on clothes, anyway she ended up burning the whole store down

[Brickman]

One time when I was walking out of a store the alarms went off and one of the employees there was like "just keep going, it's been doing that all day". The rest of the day I thought about how I could have gotten away with shoplifting something

do you even lift shops

i love you snot

[The Tavros Nitram]

I had a dream once:
I was riding on a train. Suddenly terrorists boarded in like, Phoenix. We then sped forward to the Sahara Desert, conveniently located in Texas. We stopped there. Those guys got on an atv and sat around a campfire eating smores, while we sped off on a jeep. We made it to a city we could trust, but it was Daleville, TX, which is where people named Dale go to live when they're about to die. There were even like 3 women there. But I fell viciously in love with about 5 people and we had secks. Then we sped off on our jeep on the coast of California, conveniently located in a jungle in the sahara desert conveniently located in Texas. Then me and the one guy and one girl I had the hots for hung around and made it to San Fierro, SA, and we chilled there and had a party and made love.

This entire dream happened in about 10 minutes.

[Sentry]

I stole a push-pop when I was about 5-6.

[Bravo]

I had a dream once:
I was riding on a train. Suddenly terrorists boarded in like, Phoenix. We then sped forward to the Sahara Desert, conveniently located in Texas. We stopped there. Those guys got on an atv and sat around a campfire eating smores, while we sped off on a jeep. We made it to a city we could trust, but it was Daleville, TX, which is where people named Dale go to live when they're about to die. There were even like 3 women there. But I fell viciously in love with about 5 people and we had secks. Then we sped off on our jeep on the coast of California, conveniently located in a jungle in the sahara desert conveniently located in Texas. Then me and the one guy and one girl I had the hots for hung around and made it to San Fierro, SA, and we chilled there and had a party and made love.

This entire dream happened in about 10 minutes.

this isnt a dream thread

[The Tavros Nitram]

this isnt a dream thread

had this weird dream

[Kisamber]

Real shoplifting isn't as exiting as you think it is.

The way me and my boys used to do it was strap stuff to our legs and put our jeans on again.
Be able to cop a couple shirts n stuff.

[-Pablo-]

Real shoplifting isn't as exiting as you think it is.

The way me and my boys used to do it was strap stuff to our legs and put our jeans on again.
Be able to cop a couple shirts n stuff.

[MrMcCakey]

I accidentally stole a pack of cards when I was younger

[Kisamber]

Forgot to say this, just buy your own cloths.

[ShadowYoshi294]

do you even lift shops

Sig'd.

[HellHound]

Why would you people want to steal things

[Torin0101]

Gabe newel is haunting you with his favorite class

yes, so i had this weird ass dream that i was like this spy in france and i had to change clothes, so i had to steal like this suit and button down and tie from this store.

it was weird because it felt so exciting, evading security guards and like trying to exit the store.  is it like this in real life?

do you guys ever shoplift?

I stole a push-pop when I was about 5-6.

[LOL :D]

Friend of mine tried to shoplift a Macy's.
It didn't go so well.