Pray tell of your adventures and the suffering your left eye has endured.
The two events I remember are that when I was younger, I had a pack of Icebreakers. Not the small, white candies - the original ones that were like little gel balls with a fiery mint liquid stored inside. Well silly 'ol me had one between my fingers, and I was just rolling it around, looking at it. Just loving looking at it. Yup. Well that turned out to be a bad idea, because soon the innocent gel ball could not take the abuse anymore and exploded. The juice squirted in my left eye and it
burned. Terrible feeling. I was in the car too so there was nothing to wash it out with so I had to endure that burning pain until my tears washed it away. On the bright side my left eye smelled good.
But forget those things, they sucked.
A few years later I was having Ramen at my sister's house. It had become a common thing for me to get poked in the eye. Whether I was in the woods, or some kid in the 2nd grade, or getting punched in the eye. I just sucked that bad. So I bring my bowl of Ramen to the table, and realize I forgot a spoon. My sister was on her way in and had grabbed me one, and she drops it in.
She dropped it in.
The spoon just loving fell right into that fresh hot bowl of Ramen.
Just, right in there.
So of course that stuff splashes and gets in my left eye. Of course it burns. Of course now my left eye sucks donk. My right eye isn't so perfect either, but that's just genetics. But with both eyes open, they make up for it.
