Will you be my Valentine?

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Someone go get Shazoo so we can have redneck love together

Anybody want to be my valentine? <3

I've got some white chocolate you can stick in your bouquet, if you know what I mean. ;)
I like where this is going.

Why do we need another holiday to buy overpriced chocolate and flowers?
I've never celebrated this holiday. Ever.

Why do we need another holiday to buy overpriced chocolate and flowers?
I've never celebrated this holiday. Ever.
It's a "crutch" day for relationships. It's the day the failing relationships, the ones with no "spark" anymore, and the abusive ones can have a day to feel the "magic" again.
It's also a get rich quick scheme.

Right hand, will you be my valentine?



Stay back, I got pepper spray!



Waiting for an answer, from someone. =[

I already have a valentine bitches.


I'm an nobody so I obvously can't.