The True Story about Definitely Not Obscure Text Faces - xD, :C, and :3

[otto-san]

How are those "obscure"?

Every weeaboo and prepubescent child on earth uses them.

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

I've been using :3 for years.

Why hasn't anyone helped me yet? :c

[Darksaber530]

I've been using :3 for years.

Why hasn't anyone helped me yet? :c

Here are the magic transformation words:

Shibbel Dubbin Pribon Doop!
Say that while waving a 3.5 foot dowel rod in an up and down motion

[CharlesSpeaking]

I've been using :3 for years.

Why hasn't anyone helped me yet? :c

they didn't know about
the true story

[Blocko 3D]

i offically love charles 20% more than i already did
nohomo

[The Resonte!]

What is the true story behind :P? or :C? or other not obscure text faces?
We must know the truth.

[CharlesSpeaking]

What is the true story behind :P? or :C? or other not obscure text faces?
We must know the truth.

:C - The Smiles of the Dead

There was a sick and twisted murderer in 1914, by the side of his victims, he left knives and yellow balls with the text face ":C" painted on them. Weeks after the murderer was caught, the yellow balls were red. Their color had changed over time, for some strange reason.

Then a man discovered that yellow represented the dead, and red represented the living.

[Skull Candy]

what does 8D mean

[Fireboy]

sda

[CharlesSpeaking]

xD so funy :3 im a cat ROFL

cyclops cat

what does 8D mean

you are dead and you have no eyes

[Skull Candy]

you are dead and you have no eyes

But... what is the true story behind it? I need more information.

[Mega-Bear]

what does 8D mean

Someone has their balls in your eyes

[CharlesSpeaking]

But... what is the true story behind it? I need more information.

back in 1982, there was a guy that killed people
the victims' eyes have parties every night
and the victims smile because their eyes are having a good time

human-eye relationship

[Mr Man]

:O C===3
:O===3
:O==3
:O=3
:3

:3
:O=3
:O==3
:O===3
:O C===3

Cannot unsee

[PaintsForum]

Well, I haven't studied emote mythology for long, but my research has shown, most users that have used the face "8D" during thier lifetime are sufferers of micro-snake syndrome.