Author Topic: how do I get mom to gtfo (Read 2036 times)

Tudoreleuu · February 18, 2013, 08:19:00 AM

I want to watch stuff like AVGN and stuff in my room, but mom loves just hanging out here.
how do I make her go somewhere else

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Xolerate� · February 18, 2013, 08:19:57 AM

Not posting here, you're gonna get some weird dumb answers.
I bet.

Regulith · February 18, 2013, 08:22:51 AM

your mom is hanging out in your room? what?

Stocking · February 18, 2013, 08:23:00 AM

Why would a woman hang out in her son's bedroom? Can we get some back story here?

Tudoreleuu · February 18, 2013, 08:26:48 AM

Quote from: Regulith on February 18, 2013, 08:22:51 AM

your mom is hanging out in your room? what?

Quote from: Stocking on February 18, 2013, 08:23:00 AM

Why would a woman hang out in her son's bedroom? Can we get some back story here?

she has no movies to watch until about 20:00
it's freezing balls outside
she just wants to spend a bit of time with her son, what's wrong with that?
but I can't just tell her "mom go forget yourself I want to watch some overly swearing nerd"

Stocking · February 18, 2013, 08:28:53 AM

Quote from: Tudoreleuu on February 18, 2013, 08:26:48 AM

she has no movies to watch until about 20:00
it's freezing balls outside
she just wants to spend a bit of time with her son, what's wrong with that?
but I can't just tell her "mom go forget yourself I want to watch some overly swearing nerd"

So is your room the only one with heating or does your mom sleep outside?

And why no movies til 8pm? Doesn't she know what netflix is?

Clone v.117 · February 18, 2013, 08:30:38 AM

Spend some time with her? Get some headphones? Watch it later?

Regulith · February 18, 2013, 08:30:44 AM

Quote from: Tudoreleuu on February 18, 2013, 08:26:48 AM

she has no movies to watch until about 20:00
it's freezing balls outside
she just wants to spend a bit of time with her son, what's wrong with that?
but I can't just tell her "mom go forget yourself I want to watch some overly swearing nerd"

nothing in this post makes sense to me

what does having movies to watch have to do with anything? is that the only thing she's capable of doing? is your room the only one with heat? do you not have any blankets or sweaters in your house? if there's nothing wrong with her spending time with you why are you trying to push her out?

Snow2 · February 18, 2013, 08:32:10 AM

Yosher · February 18, 2013, 08:38:27 AM

don't be awkward and just watch it? or do it with headphones?

if you say she's "hanging out" there, how are you sure she isn't seeing this?

Tudoreleuu · February 18, 2013, 08:39:43 AM

no guys by cold I meant because it's so loving cold outside there's nothing she can do
she's bored out of her ass, so she just sorta stays in my room
but enough with that stuff, how do I make her leave

mom doesn't have eyesight good enough to see this fine lettering
and please watching AVGN without headphones (hell, even the video) is a Self Delete note
I don't have headphones

-Pablo- · February 18, 2013, 08:42:32 AM

Give her your big purple carrot

Stocking · February 18, 2013, 08:43:07 AM

Tell her to go get laid while she's still young enough for a one night stand.

Or say "mom lets go spend time together at walmart" and get her to buy you a video game or something.

Clone v.117 · February 18, 2013, 08:45:50 AM

Just "accidentally" let her find a box of condoms, lube, giant carrots, gimp suits, plungers and paint stripper in a box under your bed.
She wont want to come in anymore.

Stocking · February 18, 2013, 08:46:57 AM

Quote from: Clone v.117 on February 18, 2013, 08:45:50 AM

Just "accidentally" let her find a box of condoms, lube, giant carrots, gimp suits, plungers and paint stripper in a box under your bed.
She wont want to come in anymore.

Wat if she gets turned on