FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH ME, HELLHOUND, AND WE SHALL TRIUMPH OVER THE SIMPLETONS
i update frequently :c but nobody likes my adventure
"give me sympathyyyy"
That's alright, just find some way to attach the lid of the crate to your pillow shield, as reinforcement and damage enhancement. Then take one of the larger, sharper planks from your careless smashing and use that as a weapon instead. Put your stick in the pillowcase.