All right, let's see what I got. I got plenty.
"He who hesitates is lost."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. It doesn't hurt to ask life for some sugar, ice, and a big pitcher, too."
"If you can't laugh at your own mistakes, somebody else will."
"The difference between laughing with you and laughing at you is that you're laughing too."
"The universe is one big joke, and the joke is on us."
"Live in the moment, because it lives for you."
"Nothing is ever quite as simple as it seems."
"You can hear anything if you listen hard enough."
"If everyone could read minds, nobody would have any friends."
"Fair fights are for suckers."
"Great minds DON'T all think alike."
"You can be rich and miserable or you can be poor and miserable. The rich can afford to be comforted in their misery."
"When there's more than enough resources to make everyone happy, there's no excuse to keep it all to yourself."
"United we stand, divided they fall."
"There is one mountain, but many paths."
"Things are only as complicated as you make them."
"Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is usually yes."
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"The moments of happiness... We had the experience, but missed the meaning. An approach to the meaning revives the experience in a different form, beyond any meaning we can assign to happiness. The past experience, revived in the meaning, is not the experience of one life only, but of many generations."
"When given the choice between tyranny and anarchy, the wise choose not to choose."
"The past doesn't matter if you have no future."
"Anything COULD happen. It's just very, VERY unlikely."
"Cheating is for cowards."
"There is nothing to fear, but fear itself."
"He who hesitates is often saved."
"No matter where you go, there you are."
...Aaaand that's all I got for now.
