Author Topic: taboob: now a victim of burglary (Read 2631 times)

psychomutt · February 28, 2013, 03:37:15 AM

once when i was little some guy trying to run from the police climbed onto our house so i put on my spiderman costume and ran outside to see what was going on

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Chrono · February 28, 2013, 03:43:35 AM

Quote from: Jerkface on February 28, 2013, 02:36:08 AM

It'd be funny if someone tried to lug my massive computer tower down my three flights of stairs in order to steal it.

When I lived in an apartment, someone climbed up the side of the building, cut the lock on two bikes (mine and my brother's), and threw them off the balcony, and climbed down.

They will lug your massive computer tower.

VincentTheGuy · February 28, 2013, 03:45:14 AM

Quote from: psychomutt on February 28, 2013, 03:37:15 AM

once when i was little some guy trying to run from the police climbed onto our house so i put on my spiderman costume and ran outside to see what was going on

Please tell me you had mashed potatoes.

Zeblote · February 28, 2013, 03:49:52 AM

Quote from: Menen on February 28, 2013, 03:36:03 AM

My computer is bolted to my desk (Why? Im not entirely sure...) You would need power tools to move it.

So once you get your stuff back be sure to bolt it to any nearby surface.

They will steal the computer together with the desk

Yndaaa~ · February 28, 2013, 04:21:56 AM

Quote from: Zeblote on February 28, 2013, 03:49:52 AM

They will steal the computer together with the desk

Why stop there? take the whole room!

fawkes.. · February 28, 2013, 04:55:08 AM

Quote from: Yndaaa~ on February 28, 2013, 04:21:56 AM

Why stop there? take the whole room!

Screw that, take the whole damn house!

Cybertails1998 · February 28, 2013, 06:04:23 AM

Quote from: fawkes.. on February 28, 2013, 04:55:08 AM

Screw that, take the whole damn house!

STEAL THE WHOLE MOTHERloving STREET

Bisjac · February 28, 2013, 06:07:33 AM

i have a decoy safe thats easy to see.
its heavy enough where a guy wouldnt likely be bringing anything else with him.
and there is nothing inside but a bag of pennies. and some random stuff to shake around.

people stop looking in nooks and crannies once they have a safe :D

Ben Grapevine · February 28, 2013, 06:36:05 AM

"mommy"

okay

Crispy_ · February 28, 2013, 07:00:20 AM

Quote from: Cybertails1998 on February 28, 2013, 06:04:23 AM

STEAL THE WHOLE MOTHERloving STREET

JUST STEAL THE ENTIRE CITY.

Mega-Bear · February 28, 2013, 07:36:05 AM

Good to know you were able to handle the situation calmly. With the robbers burglarizing regularly I would say it's only a matter of time until they're caught.

Sentry · February 28, 2013, 08:06:42 AM

today someone slim jimmed my dads car door open and took his macbook, ipod touch 64gb, all the spare change, GPS, and a flat of water bottles

Waru · February 28, 2013, 08:34:50 AM

a flat is a unit of measurment now?

also who would leave their macbook in their car

Sentry · February 28, 2013, 08:39:10 AM

Quote from: Waru on February 28, 2013, 08:34:50 AM

a flat is a unit of measurment now?

also who would leave their macbook in their car

its like a giant thing of water bottles
and he had his macbook in there because thats the computer he works on
the computer he uses for gaming and shiz niz is in his room

Tømpson · February 28, 2013, 08:40:07 AM

Quote from: Crispy_ on February 28, 2013, 07:00:20 AM

JUST STEAL THE ENTIRE CITY.

STEAL THE WORLD